Cheese Is Good

I was just lamenting my writer's block on Facebook. I wasn't expecting to get suggestions, but I got one anyway. So I'm here now to write about cheese.

When I think of cheese, the first thing I think about is pizza. Had a microwave cheese pizza for lunch this very afternoon, in fact. The instructions have different cook times depending on the power of the microwave, so, not knowing the wattage on mine, I cooked for the shortest time listed, to be on the safe side. Apparently my microwave is off the charts, because the minimum cook time was still too long. But then, I'm not a fan of my pizza cheese being brown at all, so maybe it was just me.

There's also a writer on Cracked.com named John Cheese who has had some good articles. I stopped reading Cracked.com. I have enough to do in my day already that I don't need to get sucked into reading "6 Movies Where The Bad Guy Really Won" and "5 Annoying Things Your Parents Did That You Understand Now" for 5 or 6 hours.

Okay! Just got another suggestion on Facebook. College football projections. Haven't followed college football since the 1970 season, so I got nothing there. Is Kentucky good? They're good at basketball! In fact, they were overwhelming voted number 1 in the most recent coaches' poll. Dare to dream of another championship!

Looks like the Facebook Fountain O' Inspiration has turned off for the night. I'd best get outta here before things get completely off the rails.